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Gun Oil
Gun Oil
Gun Oil
Gun Oil
Gun Oil
Gun Oil
Gun Oil
Gun Oil

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Gun Oil

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High-Tech lube for smooth, rapid-fire action! Gun Oil is the premium Silicone lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed this high-tech formula. This unique, hypoallergenic, silicone lube keeps a Private's parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Plastic bottle holds 8 oz. of lube. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use. Gun Oil is certain bestseller on your lubricant shelf!

Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract

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Category: All Products , BPA & Phthalate Free , Christmas Favorites , Lubricants , New Arrivals , Silicone Material

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