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Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in need of a good pounding, it's time to bring in the...

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Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in need of a good pounding, it's time to bring in the heavy artillery. Sex machines deliver a hardcore experience in simulation sex. From love thrusters to cowgirl riders, you'll be delighted by how realistic these sex machines are and how well they deliver an authentic experience. Buckle-up (strap in or mount) and get ready for a wild ride!  

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Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in ...

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Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in need of a good pounding, it's time to bring in the heavy artillery. Sex machines deliver a hardcore experience in simulation sex. From love thrusters to cowgirl riders, you'll be delighted by how realistic these sex machines are and how well they deliver an authentic experience. Buckle-up (strap in or mount) and get ready for a wild ride!  

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The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine
The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine
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The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine
$2,399.99
$1,398.99
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The Cowgirl Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
The Cowgirl Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
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The Cowgirl Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
$2,399.99
$1,296.99
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Autoblow VacuGlide Milking Automatic Mastubator Machine
Autoblow VacuGlide Milking Automatic Mastubator Machine
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Lovense Sex Machine - Black
Lovense Sex Machine - Black
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Lovense Sex Machine - Black
$849.00 $1,317.59
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Kink Fucking Machines Power Banger - Black
Kink Fucking Machines Power Banger - Black
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Kink Fucking Machines Power Banger - Black
$1,007.56
$520.99
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Fetish Fantasy Series The Bigger Bang Thrusting & Rotating Sex Machine
Fetish Fantasy Series The Bigger Bang Thrusting & Rotating Sex Machine
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$576.00
$422.99
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Lovense Mini Sex Machine - White
Lovense Mini Sex Machine - White
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Lovense Mini Sex Machine - White
$399.00 $479.99
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Lovebotz Thrust Bot - Handheld Thrusting Sex Machine
Lovebotz Thrust Bot - Handheld Thrusting Sex Machine
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Lovebotz Thrust Bot - Handheld Thrusting Sex Machine
$540.52
$307.99
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Pipedream Extreme Toyz Fuck My Tight Ass
$527.99
$300.99
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Zolo Blowbot - Ivory
Zolo Blowbot - Ivory
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Zolo Blowbot - Ivory
$518.39
$267.99
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Pipedream Extreme Elite Mega-bator
Pipedream Extreme Elite Mega-bator
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Pipedream Extreme Elite Mega-bator
$359.99
$263.99
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Lovebotz The Milker Pro Edition - Clear
Lovebotz The Milker Pro Edition - Clear
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Lovebotz The Milker Pro Edition - Clear
$440.10
$227.99
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Vedo Hummer Transform Your Bj Masturbator - Just Black
Vedo Hummer Transform Your Bj Masturbator - Just Black
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Vedo Hummer Transform Your Bj Masturbator - Just Black
$335.99
$219.99
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Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker 2
Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker 2
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Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker 2
$299.99
$199.99
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LELO F1S V3 XL Red Auto Masturbator
LELO F1S V3 XL Red Auto Masturbator
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LELO F1S V3 XL Red Auto Masturbator
$249.00 $298.80
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LELO F1S V3 Blue Auto Masturbator
LELO F1S V3 Blue Auto Masturbator
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LELO F1S V3 Blue Auto Masturbator
$249.00 $298.80
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Blowstation Automatic Masturbator w/Phone Holder
Blowstation Automatic Masturbator w/Phone Holder
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Blowstation Automatic Masturbator w/Phone Holder
$335.99
$190.99
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Autoblow AI Ultra – The Smartest Blowjob Machine Ever Created
Autoblow AI Ultra – The Smartest Blowjob Machine Ever Created
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Autoblow AI Ultra – The Smartest Blowjob Machine Eve...
$299.87
$175.99
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Kiiroo Onyx+ Interactive Masturbator
Kiiroo Onyx+ Interactive Masturbator
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Kiiroo Onyx+ Interactive Masturbator
$275.99
$174.99
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Evolved G Force Thruster - Hand Held Thrusting Dildo - Black
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$254.36
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Pdx Elite Hydrobator Banana Cleaner
Pdx Elite Hydrobator Banana Cleaner
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Pdx Elite Hydrobator Banana Cleaner
$222.00
$162.99
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Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker
Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker
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Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker
$221.99
$162.99
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Playboy Pleasure Pursuit Of Pleasure Stroker - 2 Am
Playboy Pleasure Pursuit Of Pleasure Stroker - 2 Am
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Playboy Pleasure Pursuit Of Pleasure Stroker - 2 Am
$239.96
$159.99
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Lovense Solace Thrusting Masturbator - Black
$199.00 $220.79
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Lovense Solace Pro Thrusting Masturbator - Black
$199.00 $238.80
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Bionic Sucking & Vibrating Masturbator
Bionic Sucking & Vibrating Masturbator
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Bionic Sucking & Vibrating Masturbator
$299.03
$154.99
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux - Grey
Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux - Grey
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux - Grey
$189.00 $229.19
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Pdx Elite Moto Milker Auto Masturbator
Pdx Elite Moto Milker Auto Masturbator
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Pdx Elite Moto Milker Auto Masturbator
$203.99
$149.99
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Pdx Elite Motobator 2
Pdx Elite Motobator 2
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Pdx Elite Motobator 2
$203.99
$149.99
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Interactive - Black
Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Interactive - Black
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Interactive - Black
$179.00 $214.80
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Evolved Too Hot To Handle Thrusting Machine In Black
Evolved Too Hot To Handle Thrusting Machine In Black
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Evolved Too Hot To Handle Thrusting Machine In Black
$206.38
$137.99
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Zolo Thrust Buster - Thrusting Male Stimulator W/erotic Audio
Zolo Thrust Buster - Thrusting Male Stimulator W/erotic Audio
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Zolo Thrust Buster - Thrusting Male Stimulator W/ero...
$226.80
$128.99
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Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Masturbator
Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Masturbator
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Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Masturbator
$238.80
$127.99
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M for Men - Master Blaster - Black
$213.59
$125.99
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Evolved Thrust & Go Sex Machine - Black
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Pdx Plus Perfect White Pussy & Ass Masturbator
Pdx Plus Perfect White Pussy & Ass Masturbator
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Pdx Plus Perfect White Pussy & Ass Masturbator
$179.99
$119.99
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux
Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux
$149.00 $182.39
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Hot Octopuss Pulse 3
Hot Octopuss Pulse 3
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Hot Octopuss Pulse 3
$149.00 $182.39
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M for Men Master Blaster Automatic Stroker - Black
$213.47
$117.99
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Zolo Tornado Stroker - Clear
Zolo Tornado Stroker - Clear
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Zolo Tornado Stroker - Clear
$226.79
$117.99
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Zolo Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
Zolo Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
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Zolo Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
$226.79
$117.99
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Zolo Supersucker - Ivory
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Zolo Supersucker - Ivory
$199.07
$109.99
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Zero Tolerance Sucking Good Rechargeable Vibrating Pump - White/Clear
Zero Tolerance Sucking Good Rechargeable Vibrating Pump - White/Clear
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$158.36
$105.99
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Dorcel Thrust Blow Automatic Masturbator
Dorcel Thrust Blow Automatic Masturbator
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Dorcel Thrust Blow Automatic Masturbator
$155.99
$103.99
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Zero Tolerance Let It Slide Automatic Stroking Masturbator
Zero Tolerance Let It Slide Automatic Stroking Masturbator
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$155.96
$103.99
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Lovense Gush 2 Handsfree Masturbator - Teal
$129.00 $155.99
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M for Men - Whirlwind Pro - Black
$160.79
$103.99
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Zolo 360 Rotating Male Stimulator
Zolo 360 Rotating Male Stimulator
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Zolo 360 Rotating Male Stimulator
$187.19
$102.99
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Zolo Zeppelin
Zolo Zeppelin
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Zolo Zeppelin
$187.07
$102.99
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LoveBotz Thor's Hammer 10X Automatic Masturbator
LoveBotz Thor's Hammer 10X Automatic Masturbator
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LoveBotz Thor's Hammer 10X Automatic Masturbator
$167.94
$97.99
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