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We prioritize your privacy with discreet shipping. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer packaging with no identifying marks or logos related to adult toys. Your confidentiality is our top priority.

Free Shipping Over $59+

Enjoy free, discreet shipping on all orders over $59, delivered as quickly as 3 business days. Treat yourself to the fast shipping without any extra fees!

100% Secure Checkout

Shopify’s payment processing is built for top-tier security, with PCI compliance and encryption to protect customer data. Every transaction is monitored for fraud, ensuring that payments are secure and privacy is safeguarded. With Shopify, customers can shop confidently, knowing your information stays safe and private.

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We’re here to help with our live chat feature, available intermittently throughout the day from 9 AM to 9 PM PST! For any product-related inquiries, just reach out and get real-time assistance from our team. We're dedicated to making your shopping experience seamless and enjoyable!

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

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Experience the convenience of fast, reliable shipping with our U.S.-based warehouses! With multiple locations across the country, your order is processed and shipped quickly from the nearest warehouse, ensuring speedy delivery right to your doorstep. Enjoy the excitement of quick, efficient service and seamless shopping, all from the heart of the U.S.A.!

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Free Shipping Over $59+

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Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

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Free Shipping Over $59+

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