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Discreet & Fast Shipping – Free Over $59
Free shipping on all orders over $59. No branding, no judgment — just pleasure delivered free & fast.
Proudly Warehoused & Shipped from the USA
We stock & ship from multiple U.S. warehouses to get your order to you fast. Supporting American jobs matters.
Please read these policies carefully. Due to the intimate nature of our products and hygiene standards, we maintain strict policies to protect our customers.
We stand behind the quality of our products.
If your product arrives defective or stops functioning within the warranty period, email sales@thehappywife.com with:
We will work with you to resolve the issue through one of the following options:
Note: If your product is outside of our warranty window, the manufacturer’s warranty (if any) may still apply. In that case, you may be asked to contact the manufacturer directly.
We do not accept returns on any products.
Products that have come into contact with the body or bodily fluids are non-returnable and non-resalable. Once shipped from our warehouse, items are considered used and cannot be accepted back.
All sales are final.
We do not offer refunds.
Warranty replacements and store credit may be provided for defective products within the applicable warranty period.
While we do not offer general exchanges, we offer a 14-Day Sleeve Fit Guarantee on penis sleeves only.
If your sleeve does not fit properly, you may request one (1) one-time size exchange within 14 days of delivery, subject to the following:
This sizing guarantee applies to penis sleeves only.
We do not accept cancellations once an order has been placed.
Orders are processed quickly to ensure fast delivery. Once processing begins, orders cannot be modified or canceled.
In rare cases where a cancellation is possible, a 25% restocking fee will apply.
If a shipment is returned due to an incorrect or undeliverable address:
Please double-check your shipping address at checkout to avoid delays and fees.
Your satisfaction matters to us. If you have questions about sizing, product selection, or warranty coverage, our team is happy to help before you order.
Email: sales@thehappywife.com