Shipping

From The USA

Experience the convenience of fast, reliable shipping with our U.S.-based warehouses! With multiple locations across the country, your order is processed and shipped quickly from the nearest warehouse, ensuring speedy delivery right to your doorstep. Enjoy the excitement of quick, efficient service and seamless shopping, all from the heart of the U.S.A.!

Discreet Packaging

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Free Shipping

Enjoy free, discreet shipping on all orders over $59, delivered as quickly as 3 business days. Treat yourself to the fast shipping without any extra fees!               

Delivery Times                

The delivery times for your order depend on your location which is why we have a min and max business days, along with multiple speed methods. To view our shipping options, proceed to checkout and continue to the shipping methods. Please note that weekends and holidays are not considered business days by The Happy Wife or our shipping partners.

Split Orders

Please note that to ensure the fastest delivery possible, your order may be split into multiple shipments. This allows us to expedite the processing and shipping of your items, so you receive them as quickly as possible. You will be notified of any split shipments, and tracking information will be provided for each package

Address Changes

Please email sales@thehappywife.com immediately. We will do our best to update the address before shipping. However, once the order is processed by our shipping facilities, we cannot make any changes to the address. In most cases, if the order cannot be delivered due to an address error, the parcel will be returned to us by the carrier. All returned orders will be refunded and cannot be shipped back out unless a new address has been provided and you have received a confirmation of us doing so.