From the USA
To provide the fastest delivery possible, we ship from multiple U.S.-based warehouse locations employing American workers. Because different products ship from different facilities, orders may be split into multiple shipments.
Discreet Packaging
We prioritize your privacy. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer mailers with no identifying marks or logos related to adult products.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times
Delivery time is based on the shipping option selected at checkout. Please allow 24-48 hrs for order processing. Shipping timelines begin once your package receives its first carrier scan.
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Premium Shipping: 1–3 business days
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Express Shipping: 2–5 business days
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Standard / Free Shipping: 3–7 business days
Free Shipping
We offer free standard shipping on orders over $59.
Split Orders
To ensure the fastest delivery possible, your order may be split into multiple shipments when items ship from different warehouses.
Tracking information will be provided for each package.
Address Changes
If you need to update your shipping address, please email us immediately at sales@thehappywife.com.
Once an order has entered fulfillment, address changes may no longer be possible.
Undeliverable Packages
If a shipment is returned due to an incorrect or incomplete address, a 25% restocking fee applies. Original shipping costs are non-refundable.
Returned orders cannot be reshipped.
Please double-check your address carefully at checkout.
