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Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark
Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark
Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark
Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark
Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark
Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark
Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark
Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark

Shots America LLC

Shots Ouch Classic Penis Pump - Glow In The Dark

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
27 Reviews
In Stock
Retail $38.28
$25.71
$20.99

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Description:

Ouch! Glow in the Dark, the future of bondage is here.

Designed with an authentic bondage aesthetic, but with the added delight of the glow-in-the-dark properties, the fluorescent green detailing will turn every event into a party. With Ouch! Glow in the Dark, the fun is just beginning when the lights go out.

It’s time to pump it up with this classic penis pump! Squeeze the little ball to activate the vacuum. The more you squeeze, the tighter it will be! The design is ergonomic and comfortable and will bring you the right effects.

Ouch! Glow-In-The-Dark products must be activated with the sunlight before enjoying it in the dark.

  • Materials: ABS, Silicone
  • Glow in the dark, Helps maintain stronger erections, Squeeze ball

Measurements:

Overall Length: 9.8 inches 
Insertable Length: 8.2 inches
Width: 2.5 inches 

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Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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    Anonymous
    1 year ago
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    Works well

    It works well for a starter pump, but the average man will need a bigger one

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    Ramel D.
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Buy this toy!!

    These pump adds length and thickness to my cock. She screams batter up every time! Sweet and Meaty! Get one. She'll be glad you did.

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    Eric
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    I like this pump

    I like this pump it is sturdy with high quality silicone & the release valve that works good. If your looking for an inexpensive pump that is well made I'd recommend this one.

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  • A
    Anonymous
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Works well

    I feel it has added to length and girth.

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  • A
    Anonymous
    2 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Worth the price

    This worked good, I use it 3 times a week for 30 mins a day and look bigger and feels bigger to me its worth the price.

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