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Our Hand-Picked Collection of Luxury Sex Toys – Starting at Just $99 Discover a curated selection of premium sex toys designed for those who apprec...

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Our Hand-Picked Collection of Luxury Sex Toys – Starting at Just $99 Discover a curated selection of premium sex toys designed for those who appreciate the finer things in life. At The Happy Wife, we believe in offering quality toys for quality people, combining exceptional craftsmanship with unparalleled pleasure. Explore a range of luxurious options, perfect for enhancing intimacy and elevating your experiences to new heights. Indulge in the ultimate satisfaction—you deserve it.

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Our Hand-Picked Collection of Luxury Sex Toys – Starting at Just $99 Discover a curated selection...

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Our Hand-Picked Collection of Luxury Sex Toys – Starting at Just $99 Discover a curated selection of premium sex toys designed for those who appreciate the finer things in life. At The Happy Wife, we believe in offering quality toys for quality people, combining exceptional craftsmanship with unparalleled pleasure. Explore a range of luxurious options, perfect for enhancing intimacy and elevating your experiences to new heights. Indulge in the ultimate satisfaction—you deserve it.

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We-vibe Jive
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Lelo Tor II Premium Cock Ring W/ Vibrating Clit Stimulator In Green
Lelo Tor II Premium Cock Ring W/ Vibrating Clit Stimulator In Green
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We-vibe Melt
We-vibe Melt
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We-vibe Melt
$119.00 $178.79
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Lelo Liv 2 Mid Size Vibrator
Lelo Liv 2 Mid Size Vibrator
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Lelo Liv 2 Mid Size Vibrator
$139.00 $217.24
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Womanizer Duo 2
Womanizer Duo 2
Womanizer Duo 2
Womanizer Duo 2
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Womanizer Duo 2
from $175.00 $262.80
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LELO Tiani 2 In Cerise
LELO Tiani 2 In Cerise
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LELO Tiani 2 In Cerise
$149.00 $178.80
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Ida Wave G Spot Clit Stimulator - Black - App Controlled
Ida Wave G Spot Clit Stimulator - Black - App Controlled
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$207.90 $226.80
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Ida Wave G Spot - Coral Red - App Controlled
Ida Wave G Spot - Coral Red - App Controlled
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Ida Wave G Spot - Coral Red - App Controlled
$207.90 $226.80
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Lelo Hugo Premium Prostate Massager In Black
Lelo Hugo Premium Prostate Massager In Black
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Lelo Hugo Premium Prostate Massager In Black
$219.00 $315.35
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We-Vibe Tease Us Special Edition Set - Cock Ring & Clit Vibrator
We-Vibe Tease Us Special Edition Set - Cock Ring & Clit Vibrator
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$183.20 $274.79
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We-vibe Tango/Womanizer Premium Silver Delights Collection - Silver/black
We-vibe Tango/Womanizer Premium Silver Delights Collection - Silver/black
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Femme Funn Bougie Bullet
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Femme Funn Bougie Bullet
$120.99 $143.99
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LELO Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator In Deep Rose
LELO Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator In Deep Rose
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LELO Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator In Deep Rose
$159.00 $190.80
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Lelo Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator In Pink
Lelo Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator In Pink
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Lelo Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator In Pink
$174.90 $254.89
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We-Vibe Bloom Premium Vibrating Kegel Balls
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We-Vibe Bloom Premium Vibrating Kegel Balls
$104.13 $142.80
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Lovense Hush Butt Plug
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Lovense Hush Butt Plug
from $102.60 $155.99
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Lovense Lush 3.0 Sound Activated Camming Vibrator - Pink
Lovense Lush 3.0 Sound Activated Camming Vibrator - Pink
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Lovense Lush 3.0 Sound Activated Camming Vibrator - ...
$124.00 $148.80
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We-vibe Ditto+ Anal Vibrator
We-vibe Ditto+ Anal Vibrator
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We-vibe Ditto+ Anal Vibrator
$112.88 $154.80
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B-Vibe Stainless Steel P-Spot Training Set
B-Vibe Stainless Steel P-Spot Training Set
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B-Vibe Stainless Steel P-Spot Training Set
$240.00
$144.99
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We-Vibe Date Night Kit - Green Velvet
We-Vibe Date Night Kit - Green Velvet
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We-Vibe Date Night Kit - Green Velvet
$159.20 $238.80
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We-vibe Melt - Midnight Blue
We-vibe Melt - Midnight Blue
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Shots Vive Halo Up & Down Ring G-spot Rabbit In Purple
Shots Vive Halo Up & Down Ring G-spot Rabbit In Purple
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Shots Vive Halo Up & Down Ring G-spot Rabbit In Purple
$167.87
$97.99
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Shots Vive Aimi Pulse G-spot Rabbit In Purple
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Shots Vive Aimi Pulse G-spot Rabbit In Purple
$167.87
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Shots Vive Izara Rotating Beads Rabbit In Pink
Shots Vive Izara Rotating Beads Rabbit In Pink
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Shots Vive Izara Rotating Beads Rabbit In Pink
$167.87
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Shots Vive Amoris Stimulating Beads Rabbit In Pink
Shots Vive Amoris Stimulating Beads Rabbit In Pink
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Shots Vive Amoris Stimulating Beads Rabbit In Pink
$167.87
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Evolved Double Tap - Burgundy
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Evolved The Butterfly Effect Rechargeable Dual Stim - Teal
Evolved The Butterfly Effect Rechargeable Dual Stim - Teal
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$143.96
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Lovense Edge 2 Flexible Prostate Massager - Black
Lovense Edge 2 Flexible Prostate Massager - Black
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Lovense Edge 2 Flexible Prostate Massager - Black
$119.00 $155.99
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Lovense Ferri Panty Vibe - Pink
Lovense Ferri Panty Vibe - Pink
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Lovense Ferri Panty Vibe - Pink
$119.00 $155.99
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Lovense Gush Handsfree Masturbator - Teal
Lovense Gush Handsfree Masturbator - Teal
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Lovense Gush Handsfree Masturbator - Teal
$119.00 $142.80
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Dual Rider Remote Control Thrust and Grind
Dual Rider Remote Control Thrust and Grind
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Dual Rider Remote Control Thrust and Grind
$173.39
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Kai 2 Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
Kai 2 Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
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Kai 2 Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
$119.75
$79.99
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Lelo Tor II - Premium Cock Ring W/ Vibrating Clit Simulator In Black
Lelo Tor II - Premium Cock Ring W/ Vibrating Clit Simulator In Black
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$139.00 $166.81
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Adam & Eve Heat Me Up Warming Rabbit Thruster
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90 Day In-Store Warranty

Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

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