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Code HAPPYWIFE

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Free shipping on all orders over $59. No branding, no judgment — just pleasure delivered free & fast.

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We stock & ship from multiple U.S. warehouses to get your order to you fast. Supporting American jobs matters.

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Description:

Transform any chair or couch into a powerful, hands-free saddle machine with this lightweight, travel-friendly grinding pad. Designed for discreet yet intense pleasure, it features a ribbed rear mound for backdoor stimulation and a rotating shaft with a rounded head for penetrating pleasure—all controlled effortlessly with a remote.

The silky-smooth pad is crafted from premium, body-safe silicone and delivers customizable sensations with multiple vibration speeds and patterns. Compact and easy to hide, it’s perfect for hands-free riding at home or away.

Key Features:

  • Discreet Grinding Pad: Small, easy to hide, and travel-friendly with ribbed textures and a rotating shaft
  • Spinning & Vibration: Choose from 4 speeds and 7 vibration patterns
  • Anal Stimulation: Raised ribbed mound provides buzzing backdoor pleasure
  • Hands-Free Pleasure: Turn any chair or couch into a personal saddle machine
  • Remote Controlled: Easy control from a distance for uninterrupted play
  • Water-Resistant: Rated IPX6 waterproof for shower play (do not submerge)

Materials: Premium silicone, ABS plastic

Rechargeable: Both the pad and remote recharge via the included USB charging cable.

Lubricant Compatibility: Use with water-based lubricants only.

Measurements:

  • Grinder Size: 9.4" (Length) x 4.2" (Width)
  • Insertable Length: 4.5"
  • Widest Insertable Diameter: 1.6"
  • Anal Stimulator Height: 1.6"

Note: Remote control distance up to 16 feet. Do not submerge underwater.

Care Instructions:

Wash with warm water and mild soap, rinse thoroughly, and finish with a toy cleaner. Pat dry before storage.

All orders ship discreetly in plain packaging.

🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

🚚 Discreet Shipping

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

📞 Customer Support

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.