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Code HAPPYWIFE

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Description:

Unleash your inner adventurer with the Creature Cocks Glowzilla Fantasy Dildo, a thrilling, alien-inspired pleasure toy designed to bring sci-fi fantasies to life. Its curved shaft is expertly shaped to target pleasure zones such as the G-spot, A-spot, or P-spot, delivering unforgettable, otherworldly sensations with every movement.

Featuring bold textures, an imaginative silhouette, and a glow-in-the-dark finish, Glowzilla is made for explorers who crave something extraordinary. Whether used solo or with a partner, this fantasy dildo transforms every session into an immersive experience.

Key Features:

  • Scaly, Ribbed Texture: Thick ribs, grooves, and ridges enhance stimulation with every thrust
  • Curved for Precision: Gently arched shaft targets internal pleasure points
  • Tentacle-Inspired Base: Coiled base is ideal for grinding and external stimulation
  • Glow-in-the-Dark Design: Charges under sunlight or UV light for luminous play
  • Suction-Cup Base: Secure, hands-free use on smooth, flat surfaces
  • Harness Compatible: Flared base fits most strap-on harnesses

Material: Premium body-safe silicone (phthalate-free, hypoallergenic)

Lubricant Compatibility: Use with water-based lubricants only.

Warranty: 1-Year Manufacturer Warranty

Measurements:

  • Overall Length: 7.8 inches
  • Insertable Length: 6.4 inches
  • Narrowest Diameter: 1.4 inches
  • Widest Diameter: 2.3 inches

Care Instructions:

Wash with warm water and mild soap after use, rinse thoroughly, and follow with a toy cleaner. Pat dry with a lint-free cloth and store in a cool, dark place to maintain glow quality and longevity.

All orders ship discreetly in plain packaging.

🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

🚚 Discreet Shipping

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

📞 Customer Support

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.