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Gun Oil
Gun Oil
Gun Oil
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Gun Oil

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Gun Oil

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High-Tech lube for smooth, rapid-fire action! Gun Oil is the premium Silicone lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed this high-tech formula. This unique, hypoallergenic, silicone lube keeps a Private's parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Plastic bottle holds 8 oz. of lube. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use. Gun Oil is certain bestseller on your lubricant shelf!

Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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High-Tech lube for smooth, rapid-fire action! Gun Oil is the premium Silicone lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed this high-tech formula. This unique, hypoallergenic, silicone lube keeps a Private's parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Plastic bottle holds 8 oz. of lube. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use. Gun Oil is certain bestseller on your lubricant shelf!

Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)