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Description:

GLOWSLING LED-lit rubbery cocksling OXBALLS

GLOWSLING dick+ball sling is a squishy rubbery cocksling based on our original OXBALLS design COCKSLING but this thing has LED lit darkroom fucklighting with a top mounted LED glow unit…it hugs your junk at the root, extra thick & blubbery because OXBALLS doesn’t make skimpy thin gear you can’t use hard.  Like everything OXBALLS…it feels right and lasts.

LED light glows white, insert into the clear color GLOWSLING for warm lit fuck-glow…insert into our yellow, pink, or blue color GLOWSLINGS for a color-tinted glow.

HOW TO: a bit of OXLUBE lube on your junk, slide shaft through front hole to base, then pull up while standing to drop ballsack through bottom hole. Flick the waterproof, silicone sealed LED on and play.

Product Details:

  • Materials: Silicone/TPR blend
  • Non-toxic and phthalate free
  • Designed to glow all around
  • Waterproof
  • LUBE SAFE:  Water-based or silicone
  • VIBE:  3 button batteries give 9-11 hours LED glow.
  • Battery size: LR44, comes with three
  • CARE:  Wash after use in warm soapy water, air dry.  Store toys separately:  we recommend breathable cloth pouches or cotton socks.
Measurements:
  • Height: 2.5 inches
  • Width:  2 inches
  • Length:  3.5 inches
  • Cockring hole circumference: 3.5 inches
  • Shaft hole circumference: 3.5 inches
  • Ball hole circumference: 3.5 inches
  • LED length: 2.4 inches
  • LED circumference: 2 inches

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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