Valentine's Day Top Picks

Discreet, Fast, Free Shipping Over $59!

Make this Valentine’s Day unforgettable with our handpicked collection of sensual toys. Designed to ignite passion and deepen your connection, these top picks promise pleasure and excitement. Shop now to create memories that will last a lifetime.

Read less

Filter by:

2 Products

Discreet Packaging

We prioritize your privacy with discreet shipping. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer packaging with no identifying marks or logos related to adult toys. Your confidentiality is our top priority.

Free Shipping Over $59

Enjoy free, discreet shipping on all orders over $59, delivered as quickly as 3 business days. Treat yourself to the fast shipping without any extra fees!

100% Secure Checkout

Shopify’s payment processing is built for top-tier security, with PCI compliance and encryption to protect customer data. Every transaction is monitored for fraud, ensuring that payments are secure and privacy is safeguarded. With Shopify, customers can shop confidently, knowing your information stays safe and private.

Live Chat

We’re here to help with our live chat feature, available intermittently throughout the day from 9 AM to 9 PM PST! For any product-related inquiries, just reach out and get real-time assistance from our team. We're dedicated to making your shopping experience seamless and enjoyable!

90 Day In-Store Warranty

If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

Ships From The USA

Experience the convenience of fast, reliable shipping with our U.S.-based warehouses! With multiple locations across the country, your order is processed and shipped quickly from the nearest warehouse, ensuring speedy delivery right to your doorstep. Enjoy the excitement of quick, efficient service and seamless shopping, all from the heart of the U.S.A.!

Discreet Packaging

Free Shipping Over $59

100% Secure Checkout

Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Ships From The USA

Get 20% Off –
Sign-up For THW Newsletters:

I want to receive exclusive luxury toy offers, advice and an additional 20% off my next order!

POLICIES This website is to only be viewed and used by an adult audience. All models are 18 years of age or older, compliant with 18 U.S.C. section 2257. If you are under 18 years old (21 years old in some states) you are to leave our site. No exceptions. All Material in compliance with the record keeping requirements of 18 U.S.C. 2257 and/or 2257A Custodian of records: Margaret McCoush, Records Custodian. If you wish, you may view our Custodian of Records Page.

Back

Valentine's Day Top Picks

+ Width

+ Circumference

+ Insertable Length

- Internal Channel Length (1)

+ Product Type

+ Price

+ Brands

Discreet Packaging

Free Shipping Over $59

100% Secure Checkout

Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Ships From The USA

Discreet Packaging

Free Shipping Over $59

100% Secure Checkout

Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Ships From The USA

Get 20% Off –
Sign-up For THW Newsletters:

Customer Service

Category

Top Brands

Scarlett’s & DJ’s Picks

Customer Service

Category

Top Brands

Scarlett’s & DJ’s Picks

Back

Valentine's Day Top Picks

+ Width

+ Circumference

+ Insertable Length

- Internal Channel Length (1)

+ Product Type

+ Price

+ Brands

Discreet Packaging

Free Shipping Over $59

100% Secure Checkout

Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Ships From The USA

Discreet Packaging

Free Shipping Over $59

100% Secure Checkout

Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Ships From The USA

Get 20% Off –Sign-up For THW Newsletters:

Customer Service

Category

Top Brands

Scarlett’s & DJ’s Picks

Customer Service

Category

Top Brands

Scarlett’s & DJ’s Picks

Get 20% Off –
Sign-up For THW Newsletters: