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Description:

Meet NOAH — A stylish, beautiful, and powerful app-controlled anal toy that takes your backend play to new heights. NOAH creatively incorporates a distinctive swirled shaft and an exceptional asymmetric form, with a tapered tip that goes in easily, rocking your rear just right as it twirls and vibrates to massage your super-sensitive nerves.

Buckle up and get ready for some delicious booty pleasure! Equipped with two powerful, separately controlled motors, NOAH comes prearranged with 7 distinct rotating modes that move in a circular motion tirelessly for all-around arousal, as well as 7 modes of steady, pulsating, and rhythmic vibration. Cycle through the settings with buttons on the device or use the app for hands-free or partner play and enjoy the filling frenzy!

Product Details:

  • Materials: ABS, Silicone
  • 7 rotating and vibrating modes
  • App controlled
  • Unique swirled shaft
  • Asymmetrical shaft
  • USB rechargeable (cable included)
  • Battery Type: Li-ion Rechargeable
  • Charging Time: About 150 Minutes
  • Using Time: About 55 Minutes
  • Waterproof: IPX5

Measurements:

  • Overall Length: 4.93 inches
  • Width: 1.91 inches
🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

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When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.