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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
20 Reviews
In Stock
Retail $69.58
$57.98
$46.99

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After code: HAPPYWIFE
Color:
Brown
Nude
Size:

Description:

This beautifully crafted 8 inch realistic dildo has a soft and squishy outer layer with a harder density inner layer, giving it an erotic feel that is truly extraordinary from top to bottom!

Discover the unique texture of this generous shaft for yourself as you experiment with hands free play using the powerful suction cup base and enjoy the life like colored veins and crowned head that really bring this toy to life! 

  • Realistic dong with unique feel
  • Soft & squishy outer later with harder density inner layer
  • Lifelike colored veins
  • Ridged, crowned head
  • Textured balls at base of shaft
  • Flexible to move with your body
  • Powerful suction cup base
  • Made from supple, pliable PVC
  • Waterproof
  • Phthalate & latex free

Total length: 8'

Insertable Length 6"

Width 1.5"

Customer Reviews

Based on 18 reviews Write a review
🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

📞 Customer Support

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

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When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 20 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 18 Total 4 star reviews: 1 Total 3 star reviews: 1 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
95%would recommend this product
20 reviews
  • JG
    Justin g.
    Verified Buyer
    3 hours ago
    Rated 3 out of 5 stars
    Little Too Plastic Feeling

    Plenty hard enough and certainly rigid but with that comes a little bit of plastic feel. Good size and depth for the misses but not the “real feel” she was hoping for. She’ll use it for oral during the spitroasting and three way.

  • EN
    Edward N.
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great for everyone

    Really was enjoyed by the wife and friends. Would recommend

  • LR
    Lexie R.
    2 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Perfect girth and length

    My wife absolutely loves this dildo! Perfect girth and length. almost always the first toy out of the toy box!

  • MG
    Melanie G.
    2 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    This killed the urge!

    Felt like I had a real man pleasing me, this killed the urge!

  • A
    Anonymous
    2 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Felt freaking great

    Surprisingly it fit and felt freaking great.