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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
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Description:

MUSCLE BANDIT is the slimmest of three “MUSCLE” cocksheaths we make:  original MUSCLE is thick and long, MUSCLE RIPPED is long and veiny and a bit slimmer…this MUSCLE BANDIT is even slimmer and a bit short to add more to what you have, just not too much more.

Made of thick rubbery Plus+SILICONE, this wraps your meat adding a little more girth and a few inches of length, this fits trimmer and included our clear discrete ADJUSTfit soft rubbery bullet insert so you can custom fit to your shaft size…get additional ADJUSTfit inserts in three-packs for even more custom fit—we design sheaths to fit any size shaft.

MUSCLE BANDIT stays on your hard or soft dick with our cocksling base but as you stroke, it suctions down on your shaft to jack you while you tug it or fuck with it…this thing isn’t just for others pleasure while you pump and hump—it gives you a lot of sucking tug on your knob.

HERE’s HOW:  lube your junk just a bit, slide in squeezing the shaft hole air out so it sucks you in…once all the way in, stretch the ball hole and drop your bag through. 

Product Details:

  • Materials: TPR, Silicone
  • LUBE SAFE:  Water-based lube, hybrid or silicone lube recommended. Oil-base lubes not recommended. 
  • CARE:  Wash after use in warm soapy water, air dry.  Store toys separately:  we recommend storing in breathable cloth pouches or for larger toys, in cotton socks.

Measurements:

  • Length: 8.5"/22 cm
  • Insertable Length 6"
  • Width: 1.3”–1.5"/3-4 cm
  • Depth: 1"/3 cm
  • Shaft hole diameter: 1.5"/4 cm
  • Inner shaft length: 4.5"/13 cm
  • Ball hole diameter: 1.5"/4 cm
  • Usable shaft circumference: 4.5”-4.7”/11-13 cm

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💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 28 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 24 Total 4 star reviews: 3 Total 3 star reviews: 1 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
96%would recommend this product
28 reviews
  • TM
    Tim M.
    10 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Not too flimsy

    Had gotten another one from another company. It was way too flimsy (made me look like an L). This one was firm enough to stay straight.

  • A
    Anonymous
    2 years ago
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    Adds good length and girth

    Adds more girth when I put it on. The material is soft so it doesn't hurt. The bumps on the inside really aren't for pleasure and shouldn't be described as such, as to it's more so to help the product grip so it doesn't move.

  • GK
    George K.
    2 years ago
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    Works ok

    Stretches out more easily and with lube in the mix, it can be a pain to put & keep on.

  • A
    Anonymous
    2 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Outstanding!

    My wife and I have an adventurous side and this has push her limits with larger insertions.

  • J
    JL
    2 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Good buy

    This has been a favorite addition for my wife and myself since it came in. It fits perfectly with no slippage and she’s able to accommodate the girth. Good buy.