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Creature Cocks Vulcan 8.75 x 8.75 Inch Silicone Dildo

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Creature Cocks Vulcan 8.75 x 8.75 Inch Silicone Dildo

Name: Creature Cocks Vulcan 8.75 x 8.75 Inch Silicone Dildo
Brand: Xr LLC
SKU: EOPXRAH320
Price: 79.26 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1 reviews)

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Description:

Things are about to get hot, very hot! This Vulcan rod comes from the Roman god of fire! With its bright red and deep black color, the shaft has lots of textured bumps, ridges, grooves and ribs that seductively stimulate you with each penetration! With a permanently wet look that seems like this rod is sweating from the heat, it is swollen and ready to burst from the volcanic body it comes from! This meaty dong has a tapered head for easier insertion, but a girthy, thick body that will stretch your limits! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.

Materials: Silicone, Phthalate-free - Non-porous

Measurements:

Overall length: 8.8 inches
Insertable length: 7 inches
Narrowest insertable diameter: 2.2 inches
Widest insertable diameter: 2.8 inches
Widest circumference 8.75 inches

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90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Oh so perfectly BIG
Big enough to make a size queen happy and lumpy enough to hit all the right spots. Takes a bit to insert all the way but when it its in there the flood begins! My girls loves it and it is now the go to cock when she wants it all! Arrived quickly and as described. Happy Wife does it again!
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If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

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