Do you consider yourself an average Joe? Not only is there nothing wrong with that, but it means your compatible with most medium-sized condoms. You also get to choose from the widest array of styles from ribbed and textured to lubricated and bare skin. Slide into one of these condoms before sliding into your partner.
Do you consider yourself an average Joe? Not only is there nothing wrong with that, but it means your compatible with most medium-sized condoms. You also get to choose from...
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Do you consider yourself an average Joe? Not only is there nothing wrong with that, but it means your compatible with most medium-sized condoms. You also get to choose from the widest array of styles from ribbed and textured to lubricated and bare skin. Slide into one of these condoms before sliding into your partner.
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Discreet Packaging
Free Shipping Over $59
100% Secure Checkout
Live Chat
90 Day In-Store Warranty
Ships From The USA
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