Do you consider yourself an average Joe? Not only is there nothing wrong with that, but it means your compatible with most medium-sized condoms. You also get to choose from the widest array of styles from ribbed and textured to lubricated and bare skin. Slide into one of these condoms before sliding into your partner.
Do you consider yourself an average Joe? Not only is there nothing wrong with that, but it means your compatible with most medium-sized condoms. You also get to choose from...
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Do you consider yourself an average Joe? Not only is there nothing wrong with that, but it means your compatible with most medium-sized condoms. You also get to choose from the widest array of styles from ribbed and textured to lubricated and bare skin. Slide into one of these condoms before sliding into your partner.
We prioritize your privacy with discreet shipping. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer packaging with no identifying marks or logos related to adult toys. Your confidentiality is our top priority.
Free Shipping Over $59+
Enjoy free, discreet shipping on all orders over $59, delivered as quickly as 3 business days. Treat yourself to the fast shipping without any extra fees!
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Live Chat
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90 Day In-Store Warranty
Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.
Ships From The USA
Experience the convenience of fast, reliable shipping with our U.S.-based warehouses! With multiple locations across the country, your order is processed and shipped quickly from the nearest warehouse, ensuring speedy delivery right to your doorstep. Enjoy the excitement of quick, efficient service and seamless shopping, all from the heart of the U.S.A.!
