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Free shipping on all orders over $59. No branding, no judgment — just pleasure delivered free & fast.

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Description:

Introducing the Bathmate Pump Timer, the perfect accessory to enhance and streamline your Bathmate pump workouts. Thoughtfully designed for ease of use, this waterproof timer allows you to follow the ideal Bathmate routine effortlessly—even in the shower or bath.

This smart, user-friendly device guides you through your pumping sessions using a simple visual and audible system, so you can stay focused without needing a watch, phone, or glasses.

How It Works:

  • Green Lights: 3-minute pump time
  • Red Lights: 2-minute rest time
  • Audible Beep: Alerts you when each cycle is complete

Key Features & Benefits:

  • Precision Timing: Accurately follows recommended Bathmate pump and rest intervals to maximize effectiveness and reduce over-pumping.
  • Waterproof Design: Safe for use in the shower or bath for seamless daily routines.
  • Attachable Convenience: Easily attaches directly to your Bathmate pump, keeping it secure and within reach.
  • User-Friendly Interface: Simple, intuitive controls designed for effortless operation.

Compatibility: Designed for use with Bathmate Hydropump systems

All orders ship discreetly in plain packaging.

🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

🚚 Discreet Shipping

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

📞 Customer Support

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.