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Description:

This extraterrestrial, squishy Cyclone Alien Stroker is out of this world! The thick, flexible, premium silicone is phthalate-free and silky smooth. Push yourself inside and penetrate the textured tunnel of this erotic alien orifice! Enjoy the vibrant color and gushy, wet look as you grip it and stroke away! Use only with water-based lubricants. To clean, use warm water and mild soap, then spray with a toy cleaner and let dry. Make your fantasies come true! Whether it's kinky cosplay, fantasy roleplay, or erotica come to life, this stroker is here to make your jerk-off solo sessions even better! Add this to your private collection; you won't regret it! You wake up, startled. It's the middle of the night, it should be dark but there's a faint glow in the room. The air feels electrified, like high power magnets are pulsing and making your hair stand on end. Then you feel something on your thigh and nearly jump out of your skin! But you can't move; you're staring at the most beautiful, alien creature you've ever seen. You've dreamed of something like this before... a mysterious otherworldly beauty. You notice the thick, wet slime between their thighs and you get hard despite yourself. The alien seems to notice and is drawn to you. They come even closer, their body against yours, and with all that slime you slip right in. They feel like nothing you've ever experienced before... and being inside them is truly cosmic!

Materials: Silicone

Measurements:
Overall length: 6.5 inches
Insertable length: 4 inches
Width: 3.1 inches

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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