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Home / Products / Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo

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Creature Cocks The Gargoyle Rock Hard Fantasy 9 Inch Silicone Dildo

Retail $88.00
$73.34
$58.99

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Description:

The strong protector of the night has awoken to violate you in all the best ways! The Gargoyle Rock Hard dildo has ridges and bumps along the shaft that come to a smooth point at the head. The black balls are pulled tight at the wide, flanged base. Perfect for hands-free fun, the suction cup base can simply be pressed firmly against any flat surface for solo riding. The dildo can also be used in strap-on or for pegging play with a compatible harness. Silent during the day, the gargoyle awakens at night. Watching silently, their arrival is unannounced except for their cold, hard claws on your skin and a low growl. What you thought was hidden and secret was always seen and now your deep desires are exposed to them! Their rock hard penis is ready to penetrate your hot, wet holes. The dark protector of the night has come to plunge into your depths and make you beg for more! After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

Materials: Silicone, Phthalate-free - Non-porous

Measurements:

  • Overall length: 9.3 inches
  • Insertable length: 8.1 inches
  • Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.2 inches,
  • Widest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches

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Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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Customer Reviews

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Chloé
Really loved this dildo!

Really loved this dildo! The texture is soft and the suction cup is strong enough to hold this monster down!

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Alba J.
A definite 5-stars

The bumps and ridges around the shaft give that extra ooOOO feel. A great dildo for anyone looking for a little role play action with your partner

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Anonymous
Feels very Nice!

I have nothing but praise for this dildo! It has a smooth, realistic texture that feels very Nice!

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Denise
Life changing

It's a little big, but the soft texture with the bulky ribbing is life changing

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Anonymous
Nice gag gift

Nice gag gift but it’s too firm unless you like that

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