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Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo

Evolved Novelties INC

Evolved Brown 7 Inch Girthy Vibrating Dildo

Retail $134.36
$111.98
$89.99

You Save $44.77 (34% OFF)
After code: HAPPYWIFE

Description:

Evolved 7" Girthy Vibrating Dong - Light - Evolved Novelties

Beautifully crafted to look like the real thing, this girthy vibrating dildo has a defined tip with a satisfying thick crown ridge - and realistic veins and textures. Control 10 speeds and patterns of vibration from gentle to intense with one simple button at the powerful suction cup base - and take your toy under water as it's completely submersible. Rechargeable, high-grade silicone, easy to clean.

Product Details:

  • Materials: Creamy-smooth, lifelike silicone
  • Realistic shaped cock & head
  • Effortless internal/external pleasure
  • Extremely strong motor
  • 10 robust speeds and functions
  • Suction cup base for hands-free play
  • Harness compatible
  • Easy-to-use 1-button control on toy
  • LED light illuminates button when in use
  • Waterproof & submersible
  • Phthalate & latex free
  • Magnetic USB rechargeable, cable included
  • 5 Year factory warranty

Measurements:

Overall Length: 8 inches
Insertable Length: 7 inches 
Width: 2 inches
Width at base: 2.93 inches

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have product related questions?
Our friendly Customer Assistance team is here for you.

Call us at:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a week, 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com and we’ll get back to you within 1 business day.

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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Evolved 7" Girthy Vibrating Dong - Light - Evolved Novelties

Beautifully crafted to look like the real thing, this girthy vibrating dildo has a defined tip with a satisfying thick crown ridge - and realistic veins and textures. Control 10 speeds and patterns of vibration from gentle to intense with one simple button at the powerful suction cup base - and take your toy under water as it's completely submersible. Rechargeable, high-grade silicone, easy to clean.

Product Details:

Measurements:

Overall Length: 8 inches
Insertable Length: 7 inches 
Width: 2 inches
Width at base: 2.93 inches

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have product related questions?
Our friendly Customer Assistance team is here for you.

Call us at:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a week, 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com and we’ll get back to you within 1 business day.

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.