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Evolved Novelties INC

Evolved Bead Me Up Curved Anal Vibrator w/Remote Control - Black

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Description:

Elevate Your Anal Play with the Evolved Bead Me Up Curved Anal Vibrator w/Remote Control!

Bead me up, please! This flexible, curved, vibrating shaft features graduated beads that tease and titillate from small to large, tapering to a gentle tip at the point of entry. Meanwhile, vibrations simultaneously emanate from the bulbous chunky foundation that provides more intense intimate stimulation, doubling as a wide safety base and comfortable navigation handle.

Why You'll Love It:

The Evolved Bead Me Up Curved Anal Vibrator is perfect for anyone looking to explore the thrills of anal play with added control and precision. The beaded shaft offers a unique sensation with each insertion, while the curved design ensures maximum pleasure by targeting the right spots. With its wireless remote, body-safe materials, and waterproof design, this toy is as versatile as it is powerful. Whether you’re experimenting with anal play for the first time or you’re an experienced user, this vibrator is designed to take your pleasure to the next level.

Product Details:

  • Materials: Phthalate & latex free Silicone, Remote made from ABS
  • Graduated beads for exquisite stimulation.
  • Remote control with 25-foot range
  • 10 vibrating speeds & patterns
  • USB magnetic rechargeable, cable included
  • USB-C rechargeable remote
  • Waterproof

Measurements:

  • Overall Length: 6.62 inches 
  • Insertable Length: 5.75 inches 
  • Insertable Diameter: 1.43 inches
  • Width: 1.70 inches

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Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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