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Fuck Water H20 Lubricant

Fuck Water H20 Lubricant

Fuck Water H20 Lubricant

Fuck Water H20 Lubricant

Fuck Water H20 Lubricant

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Retail $19.99

$13.87

$11.99

You Save $8.89 (45% OFF)

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Weight:

swatch-2-oz

2 Oz

swatch-4-oz

4 Oz

swatch-8-oz

8 Oz

swatch-16-oz

16 Oz

Description:

Elevate your intimate moments with Fuck Water H2O, the premium water-based lubricant designed to keep things silky smooth, long-lasting, and ultra-satisfying. Whether you're enjoying solo play, foreplay, or an intense session with a partner, Fuck Water H2O delivers the perfect balance of slickness and comfort without any sticky residue.

Key features that make Fuck Water H2O a must-have:

Water-Based Formula: Safe for use with all sex toys and condoms, it's easy to clean up and won't stain your sheets.
Silky Smooth Texture: Experience the luxurious glide that feels completely natural while keeping you fully lubricated, enhancing every sensation.
Long-Lasting Hydration: Designed to stay slick longer than most water-based lubes, yet easily reactivates with a splash of water to keep the fun going.
Body-Safe: Made with high-quality ingredients, this lube is free from glycerin and parabens, making it gentle on your most sensitive areas.
Non-Sticky: Say goodbye to the mess with a lubricant that leaves your skin feeling soft, not sticky, after use.

Perfect for any occasion, Fuck Water H2O is your go-to for ultimate pleasure and comfort, offering the versatility and performance you need for every kind of play. Whether it's your favorite toy or a passionate moment with your partner, this lubricant enhances every touch, kiss, and thrust. Keep your connection smooth and your playtime worry-free with Fuck Water H2O.

Ready to glide? Grab a bottle today and feel the difference.

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💧 Pro Tip

🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

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When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
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Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

Customers also bought:

Just add water!

Pretty good lube here, especially for the price. Like most water based lubricants, they get sticky after a while. Have a little spritzer of water on the side table, or a glass where you can sprinkle a few drops and voila, you're lube is back! I got this tip from one of the lube blogs on the happy wife and what a life saver!

It'd ok in a pinch but does get sticky after awhile.

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We prioritize your privacy with discreet shipping. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer packaging with no identifying marks or logos related to adult toys. Your confidentiality is our top priority.

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90 Day In-Store Warranty

Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

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