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Elevate your intimate moments with Fuck Water H2O, the premium water-based lubricant designed to keep things silky smooth, long-lasting, and ultra-satisfying. Whether you're enjoying solo play, foreplay, or an intense session with a partner, Fuck Water H2O delivers the perfect balance of slickness and comfort without any sticky residue.

Key features that make Fuck Water H2O a must-have:

  • Water-Based Formula: Safe for use with all sex toys and condoms, it's easy to clean up and won't stain your sheets.
  • Silky Smooth Texture: Experience the luxurious glide that feels completely natural while keeping you fully lubricated, enhancing every sensation.
  • Long-Lasting Hydration: Designed to stay slick longer than most water-based lubes, yet easily reactivates with a splash of water to keep the fun going.
  • Body-Safe: Made with high-quality ingredients, this lube is free from glycerin and parabens, making it gentle on your most sensitive areas.
  • Non-Sticky: Say goodbye to the mess with a lubricant that leaves your skin feeling soft, not sticky, after use.

Perfect for any occasion, Fuck Water H2O is your go-to for ultimate pleasure and comfort, offering the versatility and performance you need for every kind of play. Whether it's your favorite toy or a passionate moment with your partner, this lubricant enhances every touch, kiss, and thrust. Keep your connection smooth and your playtime worry-free with Fuck Water H2O.

Ready to glide? Grab a bottle today and feel the difference.

Warranty

90 Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty!

Use, abuse and scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, send a picture of the damage and/or decription of problem to sales@thehappywife.com. We will send a replacement out right away with free shipping!

In addition, majority our toys come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty. (exclusions may apply)

Customer Reviews

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Eric D
Just add water!

Pretty good lube here, especially for the price. Like most water based lubricants, they get sticky after a while. Have a little spritzer of water on the side table, or a glass where you can sprinkle a few drops and voila, you're lube is back! I got this tip from one of the lube blogs on the happy wife and what a life saver!

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Justin Mccallister

It'd ok in a pinch but does get sticky after awhile.