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Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

Fuck Water Silicone

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Size:

swatch-2-oz

2 Oz

swatch-4-oz

4 Oz

swatch-8-oz

8 Oz

swatch-16oz

16oz

Description:

For those who crave long-lasting pleasure, Fuck Water Silicone-Based Lubricant is your ultimate companion. Designed to stay slick even in water, this premium formula ensures an ultra-smooth experience that lasts as long as you do. Whether you’re diving into solo play, using your favorite toy, or exploring new depths with a partner, Fuck Water Silicone-Based delivers the perfect glide without needing to reapply.

What makes Fuck Water Silicone-Based the best choice for long-lasting play:

Silicone-Based Formula: Unlike water-based lubes, this one doesn't evaporate, providing you with hours of smooth, friction-free fun. It’s ideal for water play or marathon sessions that demand durability.
Waterproof: Perfect for those who enjoy taking things to the shower, pool, or hot tub, where water-based lubes tend to wash away.
Unmatched Slickness: Experience a rich, silky texture that glides effortlessly, enhancing every sensation and making sure nothing gets in the way of your pleasure.
Body-Safe and Hypoallergenic: Made without glycerin or parabens, this lube is safe for sensitive skin and perfect for those seeking irritation-free pleasure.
Non-Sticky and Non-Greasy: Even though it’s long-lasting, Fuck Water Silicone-Based won’t leave you feeling sticky or greasy—just smooth and satisfied.

This premium silicone-based formula is perfect for enhancing solo or partner play, ensuring the kind of pleasure that lasts all night long. If you’re ready for smooth, waterproof fun, Fuck Water Silicone-Based Lubricant is your go-to for endless pleasure without the need for constant reapplication.

Grab your bottle now and discover long-lasting, unbeatable slickness!

Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Dimethicone, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract.

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🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

📞 Customer Support

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Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

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When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
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Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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Use, abuse, and make your partner scream with joy! If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

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