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Description:

Do you want your dildo to look and feel just like the rock-hard stud you’ve always fantasized about? Stop dreaming and get down with the King! Filling and sexy, this hyper realistic dildo features all the natural detail you crave. Explore its 11 inch length to discover fleshy, seriously natural, raised veins and bulging balls for all over stimulation.

Every King Cock is hand-detailed, showing off smoothly tapered tips and swollen, veiny shafts. This ballsy version boasts a thick pair of balls that not only act as a barrier agasint the too deep penetration, but also provide lots of stability in a harness or when secured agasint a flat surface. The powerful suction cup base sticks to nearly any flat surface for all kinds of hands-free fun.

Product Details:

  • Materials: PVC Plastic
  • phthalate-free, lifelike textured surface, suction cup base, harness compatible
  • Powerful suction base
  • Use with water-based or silicone-based lube
  • Clean with sex toy cleaner or soap and warm water
  • 90-day limited manufacturer's warranty
Measurements:

Overall Length: 11.5 inches
Insertable Length: 9 inches
Girth: 8 inches at largest point
Width: 2.25 inches at largest point

Customer Reviews

Based on 16 reviews Write a review

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

Customer Reviews

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Anonymous
Amazing

Great for gaping and experienced users. If you wanted to be fisted, this will open you right up.

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Kylie L.
OMG

OMG amazing. Feels so real. Much bigger than it sounds. Could stand to be just a tad firmer at its core, but it's texture is life like. Just have lots of lube on hand because your not gunna want to stop riding this one.

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Pamela G.
Great Purchase

Definitely worth the money! This thing is a giant! Great texture, life like, and very stable.

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Peggy D.
Enjoyable

Not too soft, not too hard. Slides in good and is very enjoyable

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Oliver H.
Perfect size

This is a nice thick fleshy dildo! It's perfect in size if you want to stretch your hole out yet provides a comfortable ride when pounding it in and out in full deep thrusts.