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Discount Code HAPPYWIFE

Retail $35.99
$32.25
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After code: HAPPYWIFE
Color:
Purple
Pink
Clear
Size:

Description:

Clearly the best! Created to heighten your pleasure experience, this specially crafted formula is virtually odorless, non-sticky, and easy to clean. King Cock Clear combines a translucent dildo with a realistic cock design. The luminous clarity and lifelike form will fulfill all your fantasies! With its flexible shaft, detailed veins, and defined head, King Cock Clear will engage your senses visually and physically. The powerful suction cup base sticks to nearly any flat surface and makes every dildo harness compatible.

Product Details:

  • Materials: Body-safe Thermoplastic Elastomers (TPE)
  • Incredibly pure, translucent material
  • Lifelike design
  • Powerful suction cup
  • Harness compatible
  • Easy to clean with toy cleaner and warm water
  • Flexible shaft
  • Odorless & non-sticky
  • Easy to Clean
Measurements:

6" Dildo:
Overall Length: 7 inches
Insertable Length: 5.3 inches
Width: 1.5 inches
7" Dildo:
Overall Length: 8 inches
Insertable Length: 5.9 inches
Width: 1.5 inches

7.5" Dildo:
Overall Length: 8.5 inches
Insertable Length: 6.5 inches
Width: 1.5 inches

8" Dildo:
Overall Length: 8.5 inches
Insertable Length: 7.7 inches
Width: 1.8 inches
9" Dildo:
Overall Length: 9.7 inches
Insertable Length: 7.9 inches
Width: 1.7 inches
10" Dildo:
Overall Length: 10.9 inches
Insertable Length: 7.4 inches
Width: 2.2 inches
11" Dildo:
Overall Length: 12 inches
Insertable Length: 9.7 inches
Width: 2 inches

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

Customer Reviews

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Ed

Wife loves the purple color and the size is perfect and not super crazy