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Description:

Do you want your first dildo to look and feel just like the rock-hard stud you've always fantasized about? Stop dreaming and get down with the King! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. The powerful suction cup base sticks to nearly any flat surface and makes every dildo harness compatible. Made in Pipedream's state-of-the-art rubber manufacturing facility, every King Cock is phthalate-free, latex-free, body-safe, and hypoallergenic. Best of all, King Cock is proudly made in the USA so you can enjoy every masterpiece with confidence.

Product Details:

  • Material: PVC Plastic
  • RealDeal Lifelike Skin, Suction Cup, Waterproof, Harness Compatible, Realistic, Double Penetration Play

Measurements:

Overall Length: 8.25 inches (20.9 cm)

Large Dildo:
6 inches insertable length, 1.75 inches width, 5.5 inches girth

Small Dildo:
4.5 inches insertable length, 1.3 inches width, 4 inches girth

Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews Write a review

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

Customer Reviews

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Shelby
NICE!

Good size shafts and sturdy for a great ride.

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Willie
Amazing pleasure

The suction cup is really strong so can even go on a wall to use it standing. There’s something about the double penetration that’s a huge turn on.

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Anonymous
Delicious!

It is a delicious toy that gives a lot of pleasure. If you are interested into this toy, do not think twice!

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Wayne Kerr
Great Product

Efficient, not too big nor too small a good addition to our already well furnished collection!

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Sal Ami
Double pleasure

The double dildo is always a mean to increase the pleasure, Man I loved it!