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Description:

When you're a hammer everything looks like a nail, but when you've got a Thunder Stroker Sucking masturbator hammer, you'll want to nail it again and again! The inside of this epic hammer is lined with a squishy, stretchy, TPE stroker that is textured with dozens of little nubs that grip and massage your shaft with each movement! Rock your world with this mighty hammer's rumble! It has 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration that will buzz you with the power of the gods of lightning! Succumb to otherworldly pleasure when you combine the vibrations with another 5 modes of suction! Designed to be splashproof, it can handle plenty of lubricant but should not be submerged under water. Recharge using the USB cable. When you're done playing with this lusty hammer, gently pull out the sleeve and wash it with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys.

Product Details:

  • Materials: Body safe TPE for the sleeve and ABS for the shell
  • Easy to clean and removable sleeve
  • 10 speed vibration mode and 5 suction modes
  • USB magnetic fast charger
  • 1.5 hours of continuous use after 3 hours of charging
  •  Waterproof
Measurements:

Overall Length: 9 inches
Insertable Length: 6.3 inches
Overall Width: 7.4

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

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We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

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Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

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When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
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(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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