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Description:

Oxballs MEAT's blubbery shape and thick padded lip are designed to push you up n' away from your body making your package look heftier than ever. This is a softer, squishier formula for the hardest and darkest of play.

Product Details:

  • Materials: Silicone-blend rubber is Phthalate free with no scent and has amazing super-strong stretch.
  • Thick, blubbery design doubles as a packer for a bigger bulge
  • Grips for a harder, longer-lasting erection
  • Acts like a cock ring but without the pinch
  • Hefty shape but lightweight, soft material
  • CARE:  Wash all toys after use in warm soapy water, air dry, (they will last longer). Store toys separately:  we recommend storing in breathable cloth pouches, or for larger toys store in clean cotton socks.

Measurements:

  • Width: 3 inches
  • Depth: 1 - 2 inches
  • Outer circumference: 8.75 inches
  • Inner Circumference: 4.5 inches
  • Weight: 2.5 oz
🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

🚚 Discreet Shipping

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

📞 Customer Support

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.