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The Happy Wife® Premium Microfiber Sex Toy Storage Bag – 9.5 x 6 Inch Drawstring Pouch | Lint-Free, Breathable & Discreet

The Happy Wife® Premium Microfiber Sex Toy Storage Bag – 9.5 x 6 Inch Drawstring Pouch | Lint-Free, Breathable & Discreet

Name: The Happy Wife® Premium Microfiber Sex Toy Storage Bag – 9.5 x 6 Inch Drawstring Pouch | Lint-Free, Breathable & Discreet
Brand: The Happy Wife®
Price: 16.99 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Description:

The Happy Wife® Premium Microfiber Sex Toy Storage Bag – 9.5" x 6" Drawstring Pouch

Protect your intimate essentials with The Happy Wife® Premium Microfiber Sex Toy Storage Bag, designed to keep your toys clean, discreet, and ready when you are. Crafted from high-quality, lint-free microfiber, this pouch helps shield your toys from dust, debris, and surface contamination while staying ultra-soft and non-abrasive on premium materials. The breathable, moisture-wicking fabric helps reduce trapped humidity after cleaning, supporting a more hygienic storage environment between uses.

Unlike basic fabric pouches, our premium microfiber is carefully selected to be safe for medical-grade silicone, platinum silicone, TPE/TPR, glass, stainless steel, and ABS plastic. The smooth interior helps prevent lint transfer, scratching, and unwanted surface residue, while also keeping toys separated to help reduce material interaction over time. The secure drawstring top keeps contents private and protected, making it ideal for bedside storage, travel, or everyday organization.

Sized at 9.5" x 6", this versatile pouch fits most vibrators, sleeves, masturbators, and intimate accessories without bulk. Designed by a real couple who believes intimacy deserves care and respect, this storage bag reflects The Happy Wife® commitment to quality, cleanliness, and confidence in the moments that matter most.

Key Features

Official The Happy Wife® branded storage pouch
Premium lint-free microfiber that won’t shed or leave residue
Breathable & moisture-wicking fabric to help reduce trapped humidity after cleaning
Ultra-soft, non-abrasive interior helps prevent scratches and surface damage
Material-safe for medical-grade silicone, platinum silicone, TPE/TPR, glass, stainless steel, and ABS plastic
Discreet drawstring closure for secure, private storage
Great for home or travel to keep toys protected and organized

Specifications

Brand: The Happy Wife®
Dimensions: 9.5" x 6"
Material: High-quality microfiber
Closure: Drawstring top
Texture: Soft, smooth, non-abrasive
Compatible With: Silicone, TPE/TPR, glass, stainless steel, ABS plastic

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold or hand wash. Air dry recommended. Always store toys clean and fully dry.

🎯 Warranty
🚚 Discreet Shipping
📞 Customer Support
💧 Pro Tip

🎯 Warranty

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

🚚 Discreet Shipping

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

📞 Customer Support

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

💧 Pro Tip

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

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Discreet Packaging

We prioritize your privacy with discreet shipping. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer packaging with no identifying marks or logos related to adult toys. Your confidentiality is our top priority.

Free Shipping Over $59

Enjoy free, discreet shipping on all orders over $59, delivered as quickly as 3 business days. Treat yourself to the fast shipping without any extra fees!

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Live Chat

We’re here to help with our live chat feature, available intermittently throughout the day from 9 AM to 9 PM PST! For any product-related inquiries, just reach out and get real-time assistance from our team. We're dedicated to making your shopping experience seamless and enjoyable!

90 Day In-Store Warranty

If you experience reliability issues with your toy, simply email a picture or video of the damaged item and your order number to sales@thehappywife.com. We will work with you to replace the original item, substitute a similar item, or provide a store credit.

Ships From The USA

Experience the convenience of fast, reliable shipping with our U.S.-based warehouses! With multiple locations across the country, your order is processed and shipped quickly from the nearest warehouse, ensuring speedy delivery right to your doorstep. Enjoy the excitement of quick, efficient service and seamless shopping, all from the heart of the U.S.A.!

Discreet Packaging

Free Shipping Over $59

100% Secure Checkout

Live Chat

90 Day In-Store Warranty

Ships From The USA

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