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Description:

Introducing The Hummer – the ultimate BJ experience redefined. This fully automatic, super-powerful suction masturbator delivers up to 109 suction impulses per minute, transforming the everyday into something extraordinary. Whether you prefer a slow and sensual pace or fast and intense action, The Hummer lets you control the experience to your exact liking.

Product Details:

  • Materials: Silicone, TPE (elastomer), ABS plastic
  • Customizable Experience: With 5 intensity levels and 5 speed settings, The Hummer offers a staggering 25 unique combinations for your perfect BJ. Whether you’re looking for subtle suction or a full-throttle thrill, it’s all at the touch of a button.

  • Innovative Design: The soft, stretchy sleeve is not only comfortable but features a glow-in-the-dark bonus and an integrated pleasure ring, giving this sleeve a unique edge over the competition. It’s designed to deliver maximum stimulation for a mind-blowing experience every time.

  • Hands-Free Operation: Sit back and relax with hands-free technology. Simply choose your desired suction impulse using the sleek remote, and let The Hummer do the work for you. It’s never been easier to enjoy a perfect BJ at the push of a button.

  • Plug-and-Play Convenience: Never worry about running out of charge with The Hummer’s plug-and-play design. Just plug it in, and you’re ready to go whenever the mood strikes.

  • Completely Submersible: Ready for underwater fun? The Hummer is fully submersible, making it the ideal companion for shower or bath play.

  • Travel-Friendly: Featuring a travel lock for peace of mind, The Hummer is discreet and easy to take with you on the go. The USB rechargeable design with an included cable ensures it’s ready whenever you are.

  • Durable & Backed by Warranty: The Hummer comes with a one-year warranty, giving you confidence in its quality and durability.

Why You’ll Love The Hummer:

The Hummer takes pleasure to the next level with its powerful suction, versatile settings, and hands-free convenience. Whether you’re looking for a solo indulgence or a new way to enhance your intimate moments, The Hummer is designed to deliver the perfect BJ experience every time. Enjoy total control, maximum pleasure, and the peace of mind knowing it’s always ready when you are. Experience The Hummer – the ultimate in customizable, hands-free pleasure.

Measurements:

Length of sleeve: 6.5 inches
Diameter of sleeve: 1.02 inches
Main unit: 8.26" x 3.18" x 5.11"

Customer Reviews

Based on 33 reviews Write a review

90-Day In-Store + Manufacturer Warranty

Use it, love it, scream with joy! If you experience any reliability issues with your product within 90 days of purchase, simply:

Email us at sales@thehappywife.com

Include a photo of the issue and a brief description of the problem

If we can't trouble shoot the problem, we'll send you a replacement right away — with free shipping!

Bonus: Most of our toys also come with an additional Manufacturer Warranty.(Exclusions may apply.)

Privacy Protected

We prioritize your privacy and discretion in all aspects of our shipping process. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or plain polymer packaging with no distinguishing marks or logos that would indicate the contents. Our discreet shipping ensures that there are no references to adult toys on the packaging, so you can shop with complete peace of mind. We are committed to maintaining the utmost confidentiality and security for our customers.

Customer Support

Have Questions or Need Expert Advice?

You're in good hands!
When you call, you’ll speak directly with DJ or Scarlett, the owners of The Happy Wife — not a random call center. We know our products inside and out and are here to give you friendly, honest advice to make sure you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Call Us:
1-888-673-9869
(7 Days a Week | 9am–6pm PST)

Prefer email? Reach out anytime at support@thehappywife.com — DJ or Scarlett will personally respond within 1 business day.

We're here to help you feel confident, excited, and happy about your experience. You’re not just a customer — you’re part of The Happy Wife family. ❤️

Here’s how it works:

Water-based lubricants can dry out or become tacky over time, especially during longer sessions. That’s because the water in the formula slowly evaporates with friction and exposure to air. Instead of reapplying more lube, just add a few drops of water to reactivate the original slipperiness. It instantly restores the glide and smooth feel—no mess, no waste.

Pro tip: Keep a small cup of water or a spray bottle nearby during play. A light sprinkle or mist is usually all it takes to bring your lube back to life.

Customer Reviews

Based on 33 reviews
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Gene
Very useful

Comes in handy when the wife’s not available.

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Archie K.
Unbelievable

It was unbelievable and if you close your eyes and drowned out the noise it was almost better than a woman.

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Anonymous
Awesome toy!

After it get a good grip on ya, you can just pull your arms behind your head and let the magic happen. Just do not fall asleep while she is in action because she wont stop sucking you until you wake up. lol! The most awesome toy I've ever bought!

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Matias
The most amazing product

I own a few top end sex toys and this is by far the most amazing product I've seen. This toy actually moves on its own! Like it is possessed or something!

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Anonymous
Happy all-around

Pretty easy to clean. Happy all-around. So now you can tell the boys you get a bit every night. Just mumble the part about it being from a machine